hello. i am quilted northern ultra plush® and i am not for wiping.

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How fancy. I feel so underdressed.

How fancy. I feel so underdressed.

Watch out for splinters, my friend.

Watch out for splinters, my friend.

Peekaboo. Here I am.

Peekaboo. Here I am.

Ooooh, I thought I'd find you here.

Ooooh, I thought I'd find you here.

It's surprisingly comfy in here.

It's surprisingly comfy in here.

You don't need these to feel luxurious.

You don't need these to feel luxurious.

Your six strings. My three layers. Let's jam.

Your six strings. My three layers. Let's jam.

You're out of baking soda, you know.

You're out of baking soda, you know.

My, what soft slippers you have.

My, what soft slippers you have.

A little push would be appreciated.

A little push would be appreciated.

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