hello. i am quilted northern ultra plush® and i am not for wiping.

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How fancy. I feel so underdressed.

How fancy. I feel so underdressed.

Watch out for splinters, my friend.

Watch out for splinters, my friend.

Peekaboo. Here I am.

Peekaboo. Here I am.

Ooooh, I thought I'd find you here.

Ooooh, I thought I'd find you here.

It's surprisingly comfy in here.

It's surprisingly comfy in here.

You don't need these to feel luxurious.

You don't need these to feel luxurious.

Your six strings. My three layers. Let's jam.

Your six strings. My three layers. Let's jam.

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